Tommy was born a poor country redneck in the deep East Texas woods. At the tender age of 3, he witnessed a "hit" orchestrated by the redneck cartel. Witness protection relocated him to Palestine , Texas . His new identify was that of a big fat white dude. From an early age, Tommy knew he wanted to be a youth ministry. Eventually, he realized that he couldn't be a youth ministry and settled with being a youth minister. After getting his feet wet in the U.S. Army SERE School, he quickly fought his way to the Youth Minister position at First Baptist Somerville, and later Christ's Way Baptist Church . At some point in the journey, Tommy married Cathy - the yin to his yang. She is his human medication for ADHD. And now he has the addition of his greatest creation "The Deacon." Tommy always said there are only 2 schools to worry about; Sunday school, and Texas A&M University which he attended! Eventually, his evil ways caught up to him and he got stuck to the “J.T.” In 2005, this unholy duo became one. They have found refuge in the suburbs of Houston , Texas . Even though Tommy is a just a big softy, don't be fooled. "Tommy is bad to the bone. One time, I saw him throw a jump spinning heel rake and almost crush a man's skull."