While digging near the Valley of the Kings, archaeologists uncovered a small golden sarcophagus. Upon opening it, the archaeologists were shocked to discover a baby giggling inside. They named the baby "the Boy Wonder" and set him on a path of greatness. He let everyone down, however, when he decided to pursue youth ministry. Now, calling himself a Baton Rouge native (he thought it would be best if he omitted his ancient Egyptian origin), he started his journey to youth ministry superstardom at Crossroads Baptist Church in Elysian Fields, TX and later in his "hometown", at Jefferson Baptist Church in Baton Rouge, LA. A true jack-of-all-trades, J.T. has worked everywhere from Golden Corral, to Bank One, to Sally’s Beauty Supply.
In 2005, J.T. and his friend (not the imaginary variety) Tommy decided to forge a partnership that could only be formed in the depths of Hades (or Houston, TX). They set out with a single goal, to change the world forever using an army of teenagers! J.T. is not bald - he is shaved. There’s a difference. In December 2006 he married the love of his life, Abby. Don't bother loking directly at her. She's far too beautiful for you to comprehend. In college they dated breiefly, until he broke up with her. Then he realized he was madly in love with her. He is a flippant man and probably needs to find Jesus. Until then, feel free to come to him with your questions, concerns, philosophies, cool links to sites with funny t-shirts, and theories about the TV show LOST. What’s going on there, anyway? |